Bear Stearns


to make a poorly thought out decision that results in a catastrophic failure or demise of one or many people.

to plummet from the top to the bottom at a blinding speed only to be bought out and liquidated by someone else.

f-ck up spitzer
“hooking up with her was a total bear stearns.”

“i partied all weekend instead of studying; it was a total bear stearns”

“dude, i stopped paying my bills and got totally bear stearns’d”
a colossal failure where an enormous success was expected.
the 18 – 0 new england patriots totally pulled a bear-stearns in super bowl xlii.

the patriots bear-stearned before bear stearns bear-stearned.

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