Bear stub
when somebody with extremely short hair puts up their hair.
it’s not long enough to be called a pony tail… it looks more like a bear stub.
“hey, your hair has grown out quite a bit since last time you cut it.”
“oh.. yeah, i can kind of put it up now.. just into a bear stub though. not a ponytail.”
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