beard blind
the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one’s hands to part excessive facial or other hair. ex “his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger
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the word to describe an intimate gesture usually gestured with a two finger upward scooping motion. ttuah is usually accompanied by saying “ttuah” by making sloppy tutting noises. “hey show me where you p— from (finger gesture and ttuah noise)”
- stop missing dude
a reference to cupids sh-tty aim, which we are all victims of. -asks girl out- -gets rejected- f-ck, cupid, stop missing dude
- unscoop
to drop someone off, the opposite of scoop person 1: hey i don’t have a ride how can you unscoop me? person 2: sure man
- gwotch
slang term for fatsh-t get off your fat-ss you are being a gwotch
- cytlalic
a b-tch if your companion is acting up make sure they’re not a cytlalic