Beard Cake
the simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. this term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
sally: i really don’t like jack’s beard, so i told him to shave it, big mistake.
jennifer: why? i think he looks fine without it.
sally: you don’t understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning….
jennifer: he shaved his beard…. into the…?
sally: yes!!!
-both girls almost throw up-
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