Beard of Shame
the beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.
used in the song razor burn by lagwagon
“on the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, i dressed in black like johnny cash and grew this beard of shame.”
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the unkempt, uncomfortable, and ugly beard a man grows in penance for having been unfaithful to his significant other, with the intention of rendering himself undesirable to any would be contenders for his affections.
a: “what the h-ll is that? are you trying to partake in movember? it looks like sh-t.”
b: “nah, man. it’s a beard of shame.
a: “ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.
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