Beard Seppuku
when a man attempts to trim up or style his beard and makes a fatal error, forcing him to go clean shaven rather than bear the shame of failure.
seppuku is the custom of j-panese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.
pierre: “hey dude, why’d you go clean shaven?”
antoine: “ah.. well, i made a mistake while tr-mm-ng and had to commit beard seppuku.”
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