Beard Trustworthiness


beard trustworthiness is used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is.

~~~very trustworthy~~~
full beard
the philosopher
goatee + mustache

~~~mildly trustworthy~~~
full mustache aka the wilford brimley
cop mustache aka the burt reynolds
chin strap aka the abe, the lincoln

~~~neutral~~~
sideburns
friendly chops
chin tuft + mustache aka the colonel sanders
mutton chops

~~~questionable~~~
sans mustache aka amish beard
curly mustache aka the handlebar
goatee

~~~threatening~~~
the horseshoe aka the hogan
chin tuft
unkempt beard aka the homeless beard
neck beard

~~~dangerous~~~
soul patch aka the landing strip
patchy beard aka the sidney crosby
pencil thin chin strap

~~~disastrous~~~
werewolf
pencil thin mustache aka the john waters, the joe jackson
the hitler
l: how do you know you can trust that guy?

e: dude he has a philosopher’s beard, thats the second most trustworthiness beard on the beard trustworthiness chart that there is!

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