beardbarian
a barbaric man, usually coming from mountain communities (or in canada) that has a kick -ss beard that’s used in order to show dominance. one usually earns said beard, even ladies, though these are usually called mrs. beardy’s.
usually rages at trees, wildlife, f-cking elves, and a lot of other sh-t. also has an ax used for combat/logging.
person 1: dude, do you see that guy with the beard and the furs?
person 2: yeah, that’s the beardbarian!
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