bearddimension
the elemental plain of beard, partadimensio (lit. “bearddimension”) is a supernatural place where facial hair reigns supreme. through this dimension, it is possible to jam your beard against any object, person or concept, however abstract or inaccessable. many bearded creatures of the warp have the tendency to resp-wn and regroup in the bearddimension if killed. it is said that a regular mortal can only access the bearddimension by switching an -n-l gear on in one’s eye and finding the bearded face of mebs from one’s pants, a feat as difficult and ludicrous as it is obscure.
the bearddimension was first discovered in #forgottenrealms at quakenet.
and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, on his face was a writhing bearddimension.
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