bearded alice
a swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.
frank: has anyone seen mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
keith: yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.
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