bearded asshole


typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny p-n-s complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. but the bearded -sshole can be of any age. this person will try to hide their h-m-s-xuality and or s-xual frustration with facial hair. do not be fooled by the b.a.! b.a.’s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. bearded -ssholes are often s-xual predators.
what the f-ck are you looking at you bearded -sshole?

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