Bearded Bitch

when a man has a va-jay-jay. or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his s-xual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.

such as ‘play fighting’, ‘play wrestling’, ‘gay chicken’, ‘football tackles’, ‘pile ons’

dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. may have an token interest in some sort of ‘man’ sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
‎-blonde woman plays piñata with a bearded b-tch-

alex buckenham

bruce forsyth
teenage girls (usually asian) who have m-ssive side burns (all the way from yokel county y’all!!!!) fine examples of these facial haired foxes are megan setch-ll, tanya killamanjazro (or whatever the h-ll her 2nd name is) and there is one special example who’s beard isnt on her face, oh no my chums, it is in fact between her -rs- cheeks, the hairy -rs-d cow. danielle mellon thats you.
”hey bra’, check out those bearded b-tches over there…….more hair than my russian unlcles armpit.”