bearded dragon
a phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his t-st-cl-s, turning his p-n-s into a bearded dragon.
i stretched her out with my bearded dragon.
a docile lizard of australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the u.s. also known as beardies.
my bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.
unshaven asian v-g-n-
i usually go for bald beavers, but d-mn that was one hot bearded dragon
an adorable docile lizard from australia that are popular pets in america. also known as beardies.
my bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath and got freaked out by his reflection and started trying to eat his own face.
when the ball sack hangs low and instead of the b-lls resting on her chin, they sag down and press against her neck when receiving oral
he looked down to see that his b-lls were on her neck, causing her to look a bit like a bearded dragon
1. the most amazing pet in the world!
2. very independent yet more loyal than a fish 🙂
3. is very territorial and will kill/eat other bearded dragons if given the chance(mine did)
4.(personal)my pet bearded dragon recently p-ssed away after an estimated 15 years… rip izzy!
1. i recommend everyone to get a bearded dragon as a pet.
2. guy- dude this bearded dragon is way cooler than bubbles your dumb fish!
dude-i know huh!
3. dude- my bearded dragon ate his sister!
guy-the definition told u it was territioial dumb -ss!
4. rip izzy i will never forget you!
bearded dragon or ( “the bearded dragon”) -n- refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. this cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the p-n-s, while at the same time leaving the t-st-cl-s (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. this would leave your p-n-s to be referred to as the dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy b-lls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you “the bearded dragon”
my girlfriend prefers “the bearded dragon” over the brazilian.
a c-ck that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.
jack: did you hear about max?
alex: no, what happened?
jack: aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
alex: hahaa, oh man, i’ve always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day…
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