Bearded Geek
a dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. they typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. they want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.
that bearded geek took 3 minutes to get his volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.
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