a woman solely attracted to men with large, unkempt beards, the kind of which are mainly found on men who listen to indie folk rock.
“jane is crushing so hard on that guy who works at the university bookstore, the one who looks like he’s in fleet foxes. what a beardf-cker.”
- bear house
the fan club of smokey bear’s secret clubhouse bear house is where good music is at
- Bear Shaving
the efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem. you have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. this is bear shaving. the real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and […]
- Beat Whitey Night
an incident that involved a group of 30-40 blacks running around the iowa state fair attacking whites while yelling ‘its beat whitey night!’ so far, its being investigated, but no one knows whether or not it was racially provoked(aside from anyone that isnt brainwashed.). al sharpton and jesse jackson havent said a word of it, […]
- Beaver wiener
a hermaphrodite’s s-xual organ, combining the appearance of a v-g-n- with the presence of a rudimentary p-n-s. the purported evidence of lady gaga’s “beaver wiener” shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.
- Bedazzled Grenade
a term that means something is the best thing there is. the best of the best. dude, remember that time we got laid by 3 virgins at once? that was totally bedazzled grenade.