beardgasm
beardgasm (from greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also s-xual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the s-xual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary s-xual organs and the -n-s. beardgasms are often -ssociated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
did you see brian wilson’s new “filthy” pitch? i just had a beardgasm!
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