Beardilocks


a person who’s only defining characteristic is their beard. no other noticeable or remarkable features, save the beard.
jason: “do you remember that guy that we saw at the fair the other day?”
mark: “which one?”
jason: “beardilocks.”
mark: “oh yeah! that guy with the crazy beard! what a player.”

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