bearding
v. the act of growing a beard.
ignorant non-bearded co-worker: “dude, seriously – what the h-ll is wrong with your face?”
cool hip bearded employee: “i’m bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and p-ssed up a rope!”
an act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.
person: that guys so bearding
–guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy–
working as someone’s beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)
x:’oh, i hate eleanor calder so much!’
y:’c’mon, she’s just bearding! it’s her job!’
the act in which two men rub their beards together. this is most commonly done after slaying a ninja.
matt: hey, jon! did you just slay that ninja?
jon: yeah. want to beard?
matt:of course. bearding always follows slaying a ninja.
relaxing, chilling, unwinding.
when a man does nothing, his beard grows.
“dude, whatcha doin’?”
“just bearding at home. you?”
“same. shall we beard together?”
“nah”
adjective :\
the ancient art of growing ones facial hair beyond pre-p-b-scent stubble.
this practice requires dedication, and automagically increases manlyness by 200%
total disregard of shaving implements & beardists is required.
total respect for manself, is required for successful growth.
“did you see that magnificent looking dude? , he’s obviously bearding ” #noh-m-
(verb) the contagious act of spreading one’s beard by any form of bearded face to non-bearded face contact.
sgt. bigelow reports that his wife is now growing a beard due to bearding:
“luckily i don’t have to shave for work. the wife isn’t to keen on it yet but i think it’s growing on her”
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