Beards and Hats


slang for b&h photo, 420 9th ave, n.y., ny. the place is owned by, and mostly staffed by h-ssidic jews, who all have beards and wear hats (outside). b&h is the most popular photo supply store in the city, and on the internet (www.bhphoto.com) due to their excellent prices and customer service.
jerry: i’m going to beards and hats to pick up some film and mat board.
joe: why don’t you just order it from their website?
jerry: beardsandhats.com isn’t working
joe: moron.

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