beards over babies
an ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.
t-rex: sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or whatever, but we get to engineer hairy faces at our leisure.
utahraptor: i don’t get why you’re casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- i’m with beards over babies too!
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