beardsley
a rather large woman that has a beard.
a mythical beast that resides in cool moist places and has 5 o clock shadow at 8 am and is of the female species. musk is produced in the genital regions and is the most pungent odor known to man. it has been said that the beardsley totes a pantry with m-ssive quant-ties of high caloric food. in rare instances the beardsley will burp or scratch at her leathery skin producing a grainy, dry sound. it has been reported that the beardsley has more chest hair than an italian man. recent research has shown that uncontrollable body dandruff is also a key feature of a beardsley.
i saw a beardsley buying a mach 3 turbo today!!
apathy towards a depressing, unfortunate, and pathetic circ-mstances or situations.
“d-mn your girlfriend dumped you and your mom forced you out of the house”
“it’s whatever. like, its beardsley”
“that blows”
“beardsley dude”
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