Bearfan


refers to a fan of the chicago bears. general characteristics of bear fans are loyalty, dedication, intelligence, discretion, and taste. opposite of packerfan.
the bearfan paused, and despite the weak insults and delusional rantings of the sniveling packerfan clutching at his feet, gave the poor cheesehead a dollar, patted him on the head, and said “remember the glory days big fella.”
someone who still lives in 1985
“that bear fan wears parachute pants because that is what was popular last time they won a super bowl”

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