beargo

a “beargo” is a merge of the words “beard” and “ego”, and refers to a man whos beard and ego have become so closely intertwined that it’s unclear where the beard ends and where the ego begins.

a beargo is likely to have a dull personality, but for some reason appear to be popular and cool.

the beargo is also not actually that attractive, but his beard makes him appear so, and he likely gets a lot of female attention.

the beargo will be very protective of his beard. jokes about shaving off his beard in his sleep probably won’t be recieved kindly, and he may use defensive, threatening behaviour in retaliation.

the beargo will most likely be found in east london, in some hipster joint drinking craft beer and wearing a waistcoat. he has possibly got tattoos and / or peircings, and will tell you regularly how much better his taste of music is than yours.
“that dave is such a f-ckin’ beargo, he’s not even that hot. he wouldn’t get laid anywhere near as much if he had a shave, hipster c-nt.”
a “beargo” is a merge of the words “beard” and “ego”, and refers to a man whos beard and ego have become so closely intertwined that it’s unclear where the beard ends and where the ego begins.

a beargo is likely to have a dull personality, but for some reason appear to be popular and cool.

the beargo is also not actually that attractive, but his beard makes him appear so, and he likely gets a lot of female attention.

the beargo will be very protective of his beard. jokes about shaving off his beard won’t be recieved kindly, and he may use defensive, threatening behaviour in retaliation.

the beargo will most likely be found in east london, in some hipster joint drinking craft beer and wearing a waistcoat. he has possibly got tattoos and / or peircings, and will tell you regularly how much better his taste of music is than yours.
“omg, geoffrey is like, so hot”
“nah he’s not that hot, he’s just a beargo. if he had a shave he’d be like a 6/10. and he’s a bit of a c-nt too, to be honest.”