bearmonkey
the bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. one usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.
the bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, f-cks up your hair, presses on your eyeb-lls, sh-ts in your mouth and steals all of your money.
the day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like cr-p and looks like cr-p, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can’t figure out where all the money in his wallet went.
boss: “you look like sh-t today!”
employee: “yeah, i got a visit from the bearmonkey last night.”
1. what you name someone when you do not want to have s-x with them.
2. what you name someone while making fun of the person who likes him/her
1- “ew, he’s a bearmonkey”
2- “oh yeah, you ride that bearmonkey!”
this describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. it was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.
d-mn! did you see that bear monkey at ihop hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!
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