Dirty Uruk-hai


when one shoves their entire fist into their lovers -n-l cavity just before pulling it out to slap a hand shaped marking of sh-t on the face of another, indicating that they are now ready to storm helms deep
“josh gave a goulish yelp after michael delt him a dirty uruk-hai”

Read Also:

  • Do I owe you money?

    a phrase used to accuse someone of staring at you, often used by drill instructors at marine boot-camp. the point being that if someone does’t have a valid reason to stare at you (like you owing them money) then they should stop doing it. di: (notices recruit looking at him) hey recruit, do i owe […]

  • Dolay

    a word used when in attempt to describe a female asian prost-tute. person 1: look at that girl! person 2: who? person 1: the dolay! person 2: oh! now i see her!

  • keyosk

    a term, phrase, or pun that is funny to you when you say it, but not funny to anybody else. then when somebody else says it, it is funny to them but no longer funny to you. (pointing to a billboard advertising a bill-managing service) “look at that bill-board. hahaha” n-body else laughs. later, somebody […]

  • khoi pham

    a new generation of fish which can get very annoying as once it sees you, it hangs onto your privates until you beat the sh-t out of it. also related to the name khoa… what da h-ll are you doing khoi pham? get the f-ck off me u gay keint!

  • Pissidate

    to p-ss and intimidate someone at the same time. my brother knows how to p-ssidate people by calling them vulgar names.


Disclaimer: Dirty Uruk-hai definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.