Bearomatic Pressure
when too many bears are in the atmosphere, causing interruptions to daily life.
known remedies: placing tuna outside overnight. the bears will come down from the atmosphere in search of the tuna.
person a: “i have a really bad headache”
person b: “no, the bearomatic pressure is just too high. try leaving some tuna on your porch tonight”
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