Bearpaws


a brand of footwear best known for its ugg look-alike boots. while they look almost exactly the same, bearpaws are only about $60, while uggs easily go beyond $100. however, it is commonly observed that bearpaws are not as good quality as uggs, which explains the price difference.

nowadays, with the many ugg knockoffs and store brands, bearpaws are considered “second best” if you cannot afford uggs, and are followed by emus.
girl 1: hey look, she got uggs! i didn’t know she could afford them.

girl 2: no, those are bearpaws.

girl 1: oh, well, they look exactly the same to me.
sometimes you use this as an unintentional pun. this saying is a play on the phrase “bare poor”. can be used to take the p-ss out of people who use such phrases.
jeff: ahhh that’s bare poor.
stranger: you like talking about bear paw?
from bear, slang for a hirsute gay man;

a handjob given by a bear.
after a few beers, i found myself getting a bearpaw from this biker in the can. i really need to cut back on my drinking.
when you’re fingering a girl, and you cup your hand over her cl-toris (and l-b–) in such a way that your fingers curl towards your palm as you use your fingers to work your magic.
i totally bear pawed her before we did it.
when you get sh-t on your hand during s-xual intercourse.
“after having s-x with that messy bottom i had a bear paw.”
when you cup a fart in your paw and throw it in someones face.
hey sarah ! what on my knuckles? wait i cant see it. ( hand opens) omg you -sshole you just bear pawed me!
a bear paw is the male act of -j-c-l-t-ng on your hand after oral s-x, then slapping your partner in the face with your sperm covered hand.
i was getting head and she wanted me to go on her face, but i thought that was pretty gross so i gave her a bear paw

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