bearpocalypse


the day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. according to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.
the bearpocalypse is nigh! repent or don’t; either way you’re going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.

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