Beast LaRubus


when a two year old boy pushes a gas powered lawnmotor twice his size, he may just be a beast larubus. beast larubus’s generally display the characteristics of strength and superior ball handling skills except when approaching the goaline of a huge televised game. beast larubus’s also are good little brothers.
example one
john- “oh! erich! look he’s pushing that lawn mower by himself! he’s a beast!”

erich- “not. he’s beast larubus!”

example two
annonuncer: “this guy is a beast! he has carried the ball nearly 70 yards this drive!
oh he’s approaching the goaline and…. fumble!!! what a b-mmer…..

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