a beasta fart is a person who constantly farts to the point that their -n-s whole begins to strech 25 diameters, and then they begin to dyahreia all over, the dyahreia is so m-ssive that it consumes as much sp-ce as an actual beast would consume sitting down.
that d-mn beasta fart sh-tt-d in the back seat again.
the beasta fart went running down the street with sh-t dangling from the bottom of her white draws.
- beast from the far east
one of slim chin’s (played by ken jeong in a 2010 adidas commercial) many nicknames, others include mongoose man, quicky von fastenburg and lightning pants. “i’m slim chin beast from the far east and this is dwight howard beast from the regular east.”
a soon to be created search engine combining the most incredibly stupid and largely false bro definitions, stories, and happenings. populated almost entirely by one bro’s inability to do anything bro the right way, including retelling s-xual happenings, talking to chicks, or trying to tell stories from when he was blacked out which makes no […]
v. the act of clicking every link on a wikipedia article, then every link in those articles, and every link in those articles ad naseum until you’ve got more tabs than fit in your browser. “i looked up one little thing on wiki last night and the next thing you know i was up until […]
a game, similar to pocket ball, played on a pocket ball table where the main goal is to shoot the wiki ball with the wiki cup into the wiki pocket. there are many complicated rules p-ssed down orrally. there is a line of wiki cups across the table that form the wiki net. anyone who […]
the act of paying others money to edit wikipedia entries in order to cast the employer’s company, product or point of view in a better light. coined by stephen colbert of the colbert report. when money determines wikipedia entries, reality becomes a commodity. “ibm could throw some of their money at perception and make their […]