Beasteroni


quite possible the best tasting food ever made. a combo of beast and er and oni. very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. this stuff ain’t cheap and it ain’t bad either. some say it tastes like a c-m rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who’s to judge. it is sold only at safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. if you ever, ever get a chance to try some, don’t turn it down. you’ll kill yourself later.
“lee ann womack loves beasteroni!”

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