Beasters


known as the “lows of the highs” this type of marijuana is the brick weed of canada. grown in m-ss quant-ties in british columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the u.s. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. this marijuana is not low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. if commercial weed gives you anything at all.
i smoke beasters only when there are no headies around.
the act of licking or eating out one’s -ss and or -sshole. this act was invented by todd beaster.
1. i don’t got your 20 dollars right now, but i can give you a beaster instead.

2. did you hear about bill? he gave tammy a beaster, thats f-cking sick dude.
weed grown in cananda (not sh-tty weed). the word is a hippie term coming from bc buds or weed grown in british columbia. hence the word beaster.
m-ss produced, canadian, indoor marijuana, that is keifed,(deprived of it’s thc crystals.)
not dank, a lesser quality of nug. usually smells of hay
hey you got any chronic

ya.

that sh-t aint dank thats just some beaster
a type of cannabis, producing a high felt more in the body rather than the head. beasters are often cultivated in the british columbia area, which is where the term originated (bc -> beasters). typically referring to the c. indica strain, beasters are usually less preferred than the head high of c. sativa (see headies). beasters are also notorious for being excessively overpriced.
don’t waste all that cash on beasters, just throw down a little extra for some headies. you won’t regret it!
kind bud that ships in primarily from canada, but also comes from amateur growers. not quite as potent as “headies” or “dank”, but still very potent. mostly indica, giving a relaxing body high. usually grown outdoors. somewhat bricked. usually runs at 40 an eighth, 150 a half, 270 per ounce. many high school and college students smoke beasters for the lower price while still being very potent.
i’m about to go pick me up a sack of beasters. i’m gonna be smokin blunts all night!

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