Beastman

gives beastman aids to every good boy and girl today
i’ve got aids ! beastman aids !
in he-man and the masters of the universe, one of skeletor’s evil henchmen. he has the power over wild beasts.
“what was that beastman?”
a mythilogical half-man half-beast creature. commonly found in the wilderness, but rarely ever spotted. few accounts of female and male victims stated, that this creature is tall, slim but strong. partially covered in hair. these victims were found by local town’s people, s-xually -ssaulted and physically beaten. there has been two reported cases where people have been found murdered. beastman has often been used as a deterrent to underage s-x, see the example below. beastman is currently wanted by serveral law enforcements and considered extremely dangerous.
the worst case scenario reported appeared that one of the murdered victim’s -n-s region was stretched approximately 20 cm in diameter (about the size of a small tree trunk). this caused the victims pelvis to be internally ripped apart, also crushing the spinal chord. pathologists have reason to believe this was not done by any instrument but the actual creature’s s-xual limb, as alot of s-m-n was found. most cases of the ‘beastman’s revenge’ causes the jaw bone to be shattered, as it is violently raped.
“dont go sleeping with boys or the beastman will get you”
to skull f-ck someone and while defecating on the chest, then removing the eye or part of brain where seamen came into contact with and eating it along with deficate.
shut your mouth or i am going to beast man you!
used in the song skeletor vs beastman by cky
hairy person “i have aids…hmmm…beastman aids”
dylan ereman is all that needs to be said , right skeletor?
dylan ereman was around way before the beastman on he-man. he is the true beastman.
some dude with a huge d-ck , with a vain
as big as a girls hair,
beast man on the rocks dude ,
i can see it

nice beast dude,

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