BeastyJ
a fat lard that rides lawn mowers and slightly resembles a slab of moldy roast beef.
smells like moose.
perma-camel toe.
razor burnt cooter.
“move over geofffreey!”
beasty j had -n-l s-x, but her mom walked in and her boyfriend pulled out and beasty j shat everywhere, and her boyfriend vomitted on her shoes.
taking a cr-p on someone’s lawn aka pulling a beasty j.
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