beastzoned


when the person doesn’t find you attractive at all and wants nothing to do with you but are too much of a coward to tell you no so they offer friendship knowing you may never speak again.
cool friend: “so did you finally ask that girl out?”
fat nerd: “i did but she cringed and made a bunch of excuses. then offered to be friends.”
cool friend: “ouch! at least you made a friend?”
fat nerd: “nah she flakes on every invite. i think i got beastzoned bro.”

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