beat a badger with a penis


when you think your partner is mad at you. and you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your -ss.
you: babe why are you mad at me?

them: i’m not. ( mad tone)

you: what you look like i ”just beat a badger with a p-n-s”.

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