beat my meat
to m-st-rb-t-, jack off, choke your chicken
“what you doin?”
“beatin my meat”
beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off
nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i’m going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx
to play meat boy or super meat boy.
i beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.
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