beat n skeet
(v.) the act of using one’s chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.
brandon: dude, so you don’t like her, but she’s really hot, right?
nick: well…yea.
brandon: so why don’t you just beat n skeet?
nick: haha. you’re right.
the act of jerking/beating off, and then j-zzing/skeeting everywhere; therefor, beat(ing) n’ skeet(ing)
kiley bailed on all his poker buddies early friday night to go beat n’ skeet
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