beat the bartender
a drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!
the steps are very simple :
1 the drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 the drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 as the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 when the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.
the game ends in a number of possible ways:
– drinker falls over (result: bar wins).
– barman punches drinker’s lights out (result: draw).
– drinker gets thrown out (result: draw).
– bar closes (result: drinker wins).
person 1: “whoa man you look rough”
person 2: “yeah man i got f-cking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender”
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