Beat the dog
a slang term used to define an act of s-xual self-gratification.
to m-st-rb-t- (male).
similar to the following:
– w-nk
– jerk off
– pull the pud
– bash the bishop
– choke the chicken
– milk the cow
– spank the monkey
my mother told me if i beat the dog one more time she’s going to cut it off.
my girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
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