Beat the Dolphin
euphemism for masturbating. reference to in the movie “something about mary” in which todd has to “prepare” for s-x with her by beating the dolphin to get his confidence up. it is a common euphemism used by high school teens that go to the bathroom at school to jerk it.
johnny: i’m going to beat the dolphin right quick.
jacob: haha what a f-cking loser
johnny: (to teacher) can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: no, sit down and shut up. no w-nking during my cl-ss
johnny: sh-t.
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