Beat the Golf Ball


when a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life – therefore rising to a higher level of society. one who accomplishes “beating the golf ball” can also be known as a taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as “…my lord” “…your majesty” or “…his greatness”.
ah man, taylor’s boss! he beat the golf ball!

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