beat wood
verb. to m-st-rb-t- so hard/fast that the chair or bed you’re on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.
when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom’s victoria’s secret catalogue.
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vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don’t offend vegetarians / vegans. f-cking hippie, go beat your wheat!
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- Beauwhale
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