beating the bald midget
1. taking your freshly shaven c-ck to pound town.
2. disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.
3. stroking yourself until climax.
i walked in on steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.
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