beatloaf


a type of meatloaf that’s so f-cking tasty that you feel a twinge in your pants with every bite.
yo, last night my b-tch made some beatloaf. it was so good that i plowed her right on the dining room table and then came back for seconds.
a haggered looking chick that tends to be over weight and /or chubbkins in the gut section and legs. her legs also tend to jiggle and swagger from side to side when she waddles around.
peter: hey bro, how was your night last night?

henry: dude i was so bamboozled i hooked up with some random chick, did you get a good look at her?

peter: bro!!!! that chick was total beatloaf!!

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