Beatrise
a beatrise is a person who is very hypo most of the time and goes bonkers at night when there are goodies around. she is a drama queen and is a hopeless romantic, and loves attention. she always has little things she does with her hands whenever she talks to you. a beatrise loves the colour pink and is a bit obsessed by chihuahuas and weasels and will not stop till she gets one. she is very hard not to love 🙂
person 1: so, i am going to stay at beatrise’s tonight
person 2: do not, under any circ-mstances, let her get near any sugar food, unless you’re up for no sleep. at all.
person 1: why?
person 2: because, it will be like she’s drunk, only 10 times worse.
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