Powertap
when you’re supposed to sleep for 20 minutes and end up sleeping for 2 hours or more. in stead of feeling refreshed, you feel completely tapped of energy and you have the breath of a horse six days dead.
i was going to take a powernap this afternoon, but when i woke up 3 hours later with a awful taste in my mouth i figured i’d taken a powertap instead.
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