beaudeohdoux
recently discovered by a beachcomber south of astoria oregon, in a water tight container with journal and cigars and a flask, was a journal with the initials s.c.
in the journal dated 1867, the author writes from to france in the quaker city trip, when he made port at m-rs-ille …
the author was attempting describe an abrupt departure from a rather civil and drool social engagement. ” i must confess that my social graces were tainted by three days with out sleep. while my guests sailing vessel was far more superior than any paddle wheeler i had navigated, the walls were paper thin. while the french often brag about their s-xual prowess, i had to endure the amorous utterances of a newly wed couple in the adjacent cabin”. in his journal , the author proposes that the couple “beau” and “dee” were mustering up a super human performance of carnal ch-r-ography. prior to quickly putting on his jacket and hat, journal’s author proclaimed to his guest that his lethargic behaviour was due to succ-mbing to a high exposure of the “beaudeohdoux”.
well i am certainly happy that the guest room is down the other hallway because i definitely do not want to be kept awake by them doing the “beaudeohdoux”
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