Beauford
(n.) a perfect c-ck in which women lose their sh-t when they are in it’s presence. term derived from a elite blood line originating from lubbock, tx.
it is rumored that their are 4 generations of boofs blessing this earth.
the most beautiful d-ck i ever swallowed.
“i’m a lucky girl, i get beauford daily in my mouth, p-ssy and my -ss.”
“size queens are always looking for the infamous beauford aka boof!”
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