Beaufort Pyram


a person who never gets tail. to relieve his horniness, he will often practice on his dog. he puts a new meaning to b–st–lity. he refers to it as beasten.

verb: running your hand up and down on a dogs r-ct-m
i will preform a beaufort pyram on my dog snowball because i cannot get katherine and my best friend got her.

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